**I can't goto work, because there is a little man hammering on big bells in my head!!

Ginger

**I am sick.

Islaland Girl

**Playing sick always works. The thing you have to do though is
call in the office as soon as you wake up.  That way you have the froggy,
morning voice  that makes you sound sick 8-)

Special *K*

Full time mothers have no excuses, we are on call 24/7

denial

Ginger was sick.

Ward

My wife was getting pregnant yesterday and I wanted to be there.

EZ2PLZ

Being a city employee I don't need to use excuses.  I just say "I'm not coming in."  This seems to be a accepted way of explaining your absence.  Of course you can't abuse it.

Redneck Girl

Family emergency

Idgaf

Actually I have never skipped work, only took time off because I was sick or injured.

Redneck Girl

Family emergency

Chemical Man

Hey I am not coming in today cuse i just dont want to

Onehoop

I hate my boss and I'm not in the mood to look at him today..