That old Bobby Sherman LP, I keep it because I still like 1 song on it.

My Album collection, I keep it because well, the memories.

Vietnam memorabilia I guess.  I have a 122 mm cannon in the backyard that the neighbors are a little nervous about.  J.K. --- still have my uniform and couldn't get into it on a bet.

My bellybutton, 'cause if I unscrew it my butt will fall off.

Well I haven't had it too terribly long, but it's the only thing I can think of...  MY SISTERS POODLE...  And I have no idea why I still have it.

A Christmas ornament my son made in Grade 1.  Puppies in a can,  a glove with stuffed fingers, felt was used for the ears, face etc.  Our dogs even chewed it. I can't throw it out;  I still remember the look on his face when he gave it to us! *smiles*

Promise not to laugh, but I have a stuffed seal, that I got
when I was 3, his flippers are gone, his stuffing modified several times, but I
still have him. His name is "Father Seal"...LOL LOL

 My weight! Because everyone around me cooks so dang well!

My wife ... er ... I mean .. How sometimes I make jokes about
my wife.  I know I don't really mean the jokes but not everybody knows that.

Ummm....I don't have anything I have kept for a long time.  I
am not a packrat.  I AM NOT A PACKRAT!  (Please don't verify this with my kids!)