* Aunt B
 * callie and 
 * Carla
 Chemical Man
 * AreS 678 (Creal)
 Hoot Owl
 *Island Girl
 * Jes
 *Northern Sunshine
 *Ragin Cajun
 RedneckGirl and
 *Special K
 * trainluvr
 *Cyberguy (aka Einstein)


Ok, You asked for it....So here it is!

Greetings Lodge-lings!!

Oh Well, you know who you are! :)

Well, Mystics been after me to get this done, So.......

Lets try the 5 W's:

WHO is he??

Tim Wortman. ( aka:Cyberguy, Heatwave, MrFreeze, and KsTwister)

6'4" and #280 - Size 19 Shirt - 36" sleeves (For those that feel the need
to get me a Christmas present! :)

WHAT does he do?

Owns his own company - Micro Solutions - Computer Sales and Service
Co-Founder and Co-Owner of Cyber Lodge Internet Services - Internet Provider (along with PaperBoy) Collects stamps, coins, pocket lint. Reads copious quantities (Lots) of Science Fiction Books.....Mostly Star Wars and Trek. Surfs the Web, Chats, and Chat, and Chats Noted Authority on Flamingoes, Flamingurines, and Lawn Mingos. (Ask Callie!) Has a miniature Dachshund named Roper Lee, who has fathered FOUR (4) litters of pups! Who Da man? He's AKC registered, and available for hire - The Dog, Not me! However............ :) And.... Host of The Lodge Conference (Actually, this should go at the top of the list, as it is the most important <G>)

WHERE does he do it??

From a tiny, cluttered cubicle in Medicine Lodge, Kansas "A beautiful community situated at the junction of Highway 160 and 281 in SouthCentral Kansas." Oh, I Chat from home too, I'm just usually at work late. The cubicle is just as cluttered there too!


WHY does he do it?

Well, Some speculate a brain tumor, and others cite severe dementia. Personally, I do it , because I enjoy it, and have fun too! :) I've been on the net for the last 3 years, and I must say that the last year have been the most enjoyable. I was introduced to Powwow about 10 months ago, by a local user here in town, and have been a faithful follower ever since! When some of the conferences started to get, how shall I say.....rough?; I started the Lodge as a place for escape for my friends. Much to my surprise,and joy, it has grown by leaps and bounds. This has been one of the most enjoyable projects that I have been involved with, and I am happy and pleased to count you all among my friends. (I didn't know I could count that high!!)

Oh, Just so you don't think I forgot the 5th "W"..


Any Time! Night and Day! Powwow me! Email me! Smoke Signal me! Write me! Communicate, Communicate, Communicate!! 

Check out Cyberguy's business pages too!

We do domain hosting, webpage design, email services, computer sales and service, and commercial printing.
The company name is:  Cyber Lodge Internet Services

FULL NAME:  Timothy Owen

NICKNAME:  Online - Cyber, Offline - Tim, My sis calls me Bubba.

BIRTHPLACE:  Medicine Lodge Memorial Hospital, Medicine Lodge, Kansas

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN:  Tarus the Bull, No Really!  You don't believe that?  Just talk to me sometime - I throw bull around pretty good!!

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS:  Croutons!!  I must watch my cholesterol - Please pass the Ranch Dressing------

SALT OR PEPPER:  Pepper!!  The more the better!!

FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING:  Buttermilk Ranch!  Say - Did I mention I was watching my cholesterol??

DO YOU DRINK/WHAT:  Yup!  I'm a Mountain Dew addict!   I also am partial to Micheloeb, and occasionally have a rum and coke at social functions (like when I walk in the house and greet my dog socially, ect.)

ARE YOU A SMOKER/NON-SMOKER OR QUIT SMOKING:  Oh, a non-smoker, but not fanatical about it enough to slap ciggies out of others mouths in public!!

HAVE YOU HAD YOUR APPENDIX OR TONSILS REMOVED:  I am STILL FULLY equipped!! Factory original!!  Still have the plastic on the seats!!

SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER:  Both - a nice herbal shampoo to make my scalp..er...hair gleam!

HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING:  What? Expose this disaster to the elements?  No Way!   <However, this IS negotiable>

DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE:   I make fun WITH people, not at people.  I do tend to poke a lot of fun at myself tho

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME:  um.....convicted?   Nope!  :D

YOUR GREATEST FEAR:   being alone forever, and hornets!!

YOUR GREATEST JOY:  making people laugh, and squishing hornets!!

YOUR BIGGEST REGRET:  that missed opportunities never come back around to give a second chance.

THE BEST DECISION YOU'VE EVER MADE:  Becoming an Internet Service Provider, and starting the Lodge.!!   

CAT OR DOG LOVER:  Dogs, definately!    My pup, Roper Lee <a daschund> agrees completely.

PETS:  My Daschund, Roper Lee

FAVORITE TYPES OF MUSIC:  Oldies, Classic Rock, Classic Country, and Polkas!!

YOUR DREAM CAR:  1999 Chevy Tahoe Z71 - Arctic White

TYPE OF CAR YOU DRIVE NOW: 1991 S10 Blazer, 4wd, 4door, also a 1991 Olds Calais w/442 option package

YOUR DREAM VACATION:   To travel the country meeting all the Lodge-ites,  flirting with the females, and drinking with the guys - ok, drinking with the ladies too!

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR:  1974 Chevy Vega Station Wagon - Bright Orange!!


FAVORITE FOOD:  yes!  <hehe>  You name it!   No Anchovies tho!! <eewwwww>

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:   Famousely!!  They're a blast!   

FAVORITE PLACE TO CHILL:   Out on the Farm, in the pasture by the pond, watching the clouds and the stars.

FAVORITE PLACE TO VISIT:  Why, The Lodge, of course

FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Peppermint Twist at christmas time - Schwans!!!   Mmmmmm!



WHAT IS YOUR BAD TIME OF DAY: 9am-5pm Tuesday thru Friday - Closed for lunch from 12-1 <hehe>

ADIDAS, REEBOK OR NIKE:  Swoosh!  Nike, of course!

FAVORITE PERFUME OR COLOGNE:  Aspen for me, and pretty much any perfume a lady wears smells great to me.


FAVORITE SPORT TEAM:  K-State Wildcats, and the Kansas City Chiefs!   

FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL:  Instrumental music, Vocal Music and English

FAVORITE BOOK READ:  Ashes of Eden, by William Shatner

LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: Physical Education   - I've never looked "good" in shorts!!

FAVORITE TV SHOWS:   Hogans Heros, Get Smart, and Lancelot Link - Secret Chimp

FAVORITE MOVIE YOU HAVE SEEN RECENTLY:  Run Away Bride - I know, it's a chick flick, but that Julia Roberts!!  Woa Momma!

FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME:  Blazing Saddles and Space Balls!!


FAVORITE PARTICIPANT SPORT:  baseball, but I am seriously considering golf........   

ANYTHING "DIFFERENT" ABOUT YOU :  I have a tattoo of Marvin the Martian on my.....um....er......Nope! Nothing different at all!

INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD: When I was a kid, I used to take everything apart - Clocks, radios, watches, everything  but never could put them back together.   Now, I work on computers for a living.  I Love this Country!!


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