Ahem. I would like to take this opportunity to ask each and every one of you to help me rid myself of the dreadful rats that keep climbing over me (though sometimes it can be nice.) Most of you know more about me than I do. But here are some wildly interesting things that you might not know about me that might be noteworthy.
Well I'm sure there are some. HEH. Really. I mean, back in my womb days, I was considered quite..eh.. quite with it. Oh, those were good days. Me and spleen...oh, yes, we won't forget you either, liver...who's a nice liver? Who's a good little liver? Yes--eh...may I please have a glass of water? No? Please?